On Tuesday night, presidential candidate Donald Trump won some stuff. He thinks all his wins are very, very special and will tell you how great he is at the drop of a toupee. Hillary Clinton also won a lot of primaries last night, but her wins apparently aren’t special because, according to the hairball himself, “I think the only card she has is the woman's card. She has nothing else going. Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she would get five percent of the vote.”
I’m gonna need someone to hold my earrings here.
Hey, Donald. FUCK YOU.
If being a woman were a fast track to being President of the United States, we’d have a portrait gallery full of women smirking at your arrogant ass instead of a series of white men gazing down their presidential noses. Hell, this nation was so opposed to female participation in the electoral process that we didn't even let women vote until 1920. Yeah. Your great grandmother didn’t get to VOTE. And if women were non-white? Well, fucking forget it. Black women didn't get voter protection until the 1960s.
Do you know how many women have served as US Senators? 46. Forty-fucking-six. One of them was Hillary Clinton. Do you know how many women have served as Secretary of State? Three. One of them was Hillary Clinton. What were you doing while Hillary Clinton was making fucking history, Donald? What’s that? Bankrupting companies and running scam real estate courses? Sit the fuck down.
Hillary Clinton is winning DESPITE being a woman, not because of it. Any woman in this country who has ever sought power has come up against a wall of dough-faced white men — just like you, Donald — who don’t want her to have it. They’ll assail her looks, her experience, her tone of voice, her clothes, even the calorie count of her fucking dessert in order to keep her down. Hillary has never stayed down. She tries and she falls and she gets up and she tries again.
Hillary is where she is today because she worked her whole life to be there. She is history. If I have anything to say about it, Donald, you are destined to be nothing more than a footnote.
